The mission: Deliver subject; zucca cucutia, a.k.a. courgette, a.k.a. zucchini, to unsuspecting recipient without being caught.
Subject profile: Proliferate summer squash ubiquitous among suburban and rural gardeners; often foisted off on neighbors, co-workers and house guests.
The operative: World Class spy and reconnaissance agent disguised as middle-aged housewife and mother. Use of Lethal Force authorized for mission.
Mode of delivery: Specially equipped vehicle camouflaged as suburban transportation device. Note: In case of capture ingest cyanide capsule disguised as old french fry under driver’s seat.
0817 am – subject loaded in vehicle and drop off desination printed on edible map. Depart point of origin.
0823 am – one mile to destination, seem to have picked up enemy tail suspected of harboring more zucchini
0824 am – drop off site located, but drive past it to avoid mission compromise and to throw off enemy tracker
0828 am – lose tail (most definitely a spy) and double back to delivery location
0829 am – arrive at location and spot counter-operative approaching vehicle. Initiate operation “Pet the Pooch” to avoid detection
0830 am – conversion of counter-operative to join and partake in “Operation Zulu” completed. Subject delivered to doorstep.
0832 am – Successful get-away to pre-determined location.