My name is Roxie and I am an important kitty! Wifout me, my mama wouldn’t get nuffin finished. One of the ways I help is by sittin’ on her laps and purring when her’s on the com-pooter. I also use my head to bump her arms a lot when she’s clicking on the letter board thingy. This makes her say funny words. When Mama is usin’ her litter box I reach my dainty arms under the door and sing so she doesn’t feel lonesome. Last night I helpted her finish a hat! I chewed on the ends until she snipped off the dangly strings and then I kneaded it thoroughly to make the stitches more even. What would Mama ever do wifout me?
ps. Mama doesn’t know this, but I’m really a jean-yuss. I just act silly around her to make her feel smartical.